politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via little-liza-jane)

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typette:

lustyloveylady:

This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made

Seconds movie, pls

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64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

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'I Will Personally Pay For Every Member Of The Westboro Baptist Church To Fly To Iraq Right Now'

deebott:

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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Please send them

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beckettweekes:

Tweets from bands/band members to remember if you’re feeling shitty

(via swanproblems)

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Fall Out Boy singles + first and last lines part one.

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barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

(via rearohdear)

iflstay:

has anyone done this already? Can we have a Cell Block Tango cover with the Game of Thrones cast please?

(via swanproblems)

God: masturbation is wrong
Satan: masturbation is ok
Michael: it doesn't matter whose wrong or right, just beat it

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

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hexxagons:

not punk enough to be punk but not not punk enough to be not punk

(via walkthelonelyroad)

ruinedchildhood:

It was a simpler time.

(via head-up-heart-down)